Thousand-Year Ego
Thousand-Year Ego
"Leggo my EGO!"
Quick & Easy Directions: Use 1 can Ego + 1 can water. Heat covered in microwaveable bowl on high about 3 min. Or heat on stove, stirring occasionally.
For creamier ego, use 1 can milk.
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