Wish Bone

Wish Bone
"I wish, I wish I had a wishbone."
1. Make a friend (or bribe an accomplice or passerby).
2. Stand him/her at the opposite end of wishbone.
3. Pull.
4. Make a wish. Oh, you should have done that before step #3. Better luck next time, pal!
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